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-# Contributor Covenant Code of Conduct
+"Do What The Fuck You Want, But Don't Be A Dick"
 
-## Our Pledge
+Do Whatever You Want
 
-We as members, contributors, and leaders pledge to make participation in our community a harassment-free experience...
+Use, modify, and distribute the code however you like.
 
-📄（[https://www.contributor-covenant.org/version/2/1/code_of_conduct/](https://www.contributor-covenant.org/version/2/1/code_of_conduct/)）
+No one owes you support, and you owe nothing to anyone.
+
+Don’t Be A Dick
+
+You can criticize code, but don’t harass people.
+
+Disagreements are fine, but personal attacks are not.
+
+No Bullshit
+
+No bureaucracy, no committees, no virtue signaling.
+
+If someone’s being a dick, call them out (or ignore them).
+
+You’re On Your Own
+
+If you get offended, that’s your problem.
+
+If you can’t handle raw opinions, go somewhere else.
+
+Final Rule
+
+If this CoC annoys you, re-read the name of the WTFPL license (words 2, 3, and 4).