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 # WTF Code of Conduct (WTFCoC)
 *"Do What The Fuck You Want, But Don't Be A Dick"*
 
-## The Short Version
 1. **Do whatever you want** with the code
 2. **Don't be a dick** to others
 3. **No bureaucracy** - handle problems like adults
 4. **You're on your own** - this isn't a safe space
 5. **Final rule**: If this bothers you, re-read the WTFPL license name (words 2-4)
-
-## The Slightly Longer Version
-
-### 1. Freedom First
-- Use, modify, distribute however you like
-- No one owes you support or niceness
-
-### 2. Don't Be A Dick (DBAD)
-- Criticize code, not people
-- Harassment = instant ban
-- Spam = toilet reading material
-
-### 3. No Bullshit Policy
-- No virtue signaling
-- No committees
-- No tone policing
-- Just code and STFU when needed
-
-### 4. Survival of the Fittest
-- Offended? Your problem
-- Can't handle raw opinions? Go to a SAP project
-- Drama? Take it outside
-
-### 5. Enforcement
-1. First offense: Public shaming
-2. Second offense: Mockery
-3. Third offense: `rm -rf` your contributions
-
-## Final Notice
-This CoC is WTFPL licensed - do WTF you want with it.